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Old 01-22-2012, 09:42 PM
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Default Best Joke I have heard in a long time!!

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.

We all looked at each other, confused, and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine? I lost it and need a new one…” She said that she didn’t know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there and looked important.

Confused, the mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

Still didn’t get it. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Yes of course, its right there.”

































seven-hundred-ten

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Old 01-22-2012, 10:21 PM
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LoL....nice!
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Still funny
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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
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Old 06-18-2021, 11:11 PM
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Default damn mathematician jokes!

whats the square root of 69?

8 something
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